Steal the shape, write the bruise. Templates drop into the studio. Hooks copy to the clipboard so you can paste them onto tweet 1.
Launch
Product launch
Problem → product → proof → ask.
- 1. I got tired of [pain]. So I spent [time] building something that does [job] in [timeframe].
It's live.
- 2. The ugly workaround I kept seeing:
• [step 1]
• [step 2]
• [step 3]
People were paying with hours, not money.
- 3. What it does, plainly:
1. [feature]
2. [feature]
3. [feature]
No account required to try the core loop.
Build in public
Weekly ship log
What you shipped, what broke, what's next.
- 1. Week [n] of building [project] in public.
Shipped: [thing]
Broke: [thing]
Learned: [thing]
- 2. The metric I actually watched this week: [metric].
It moved from [x] → [y] because [reason].
- 3. Mistake I will not repeat:
[mistake]
Cost: [time/money]. Fix: [one sentence].
Story
Origin story
A scene, a turn, a lesson.
- 1. Three years ago I [ordinary scene].
I did not know it would become [outcome].
- 2. The moment it clicked wasn't glamorous.
It was [specific Tuesday detail].
- 3. What I believed then: [old belief].
What I believe now: [new belief].
Teach
Tutorial thread
Promise a result, then walk it.
- 1. How to [result] in [time] without [common requirement].
A tight thread.
- 2. You only need:
• [tool]
• [input]
• [constraint]
- 3. Step 1 — [verb the thing]
Most people skip this and wonder why it feels sloppy.
Hot take
Unpopular take
A sharp claim with receipts.
- 1. Unpopular: [claim].
Not because it's edgy. Because the default advice is lazy.
- 2. The industry line is: [cliché].
Watch what happens when you actually measure it.
- 3. I tested this on [n] [things].
The pattern that survived: [pattern].
Cost of the workaround
We were paying a person to copy this between two spreadsheets every Friday.
That is not a workflow. That is a product shaped hole.
I was wrong
I was wrong about [topic] for [n] years.
Here is the version I wish someone had handed me.
Specific number
I wrote 40 threads in 90 days.
8 of them did numbers. The other 32 taught me the actual craft.
Stop doing X
Stop starting threads with "A thread on…"
Nobody saved that sentence. Lead with the bruise.
Before / after
Before: 11 tabs, a Notion graveyard, and a thread I never posted.
After: one canvas, a score, copy, ship.
How-to promise
How to write an X thread people finish.
No growth-hack. Just structure.
Tiny confession
Most of my "good ideas" die in drafts because the first line is cowardly.
So I started scoring the hook before I wrote tweet 2.
Rule of one
One idea. One scene. One ask.
If your thread needs a table of contents, it is two threads.
Unpopular craft
Unpopular: scheduling tools will not save a boring first sentence.
The algorithm is downstream of the hook.
Counted failure
I deleted 19 openers this morning.
The 20th was the thread.